Tuesday, July 29, 2008
ten top things a broke person is afraid of
The top ten things a broke person is afraid of i think we all have been there are there again now! 1. The telephone. Thank goodness for caller ID. 2. The mail. You’d rather open the Valpak envelope than the envelope from the gas company. 3. The colored slip from the post office. You’ve got (a registered) mail! 4. The long, long pause after the cashier swipes that piece of plastic. It’s like credit card roulette. 5. The knock on the door. Beware, they also peek through windows. 6. The piece of paper stuck to the front door. If colorful, it is probably just a flyer. 7. The hissing sound from the faucet. Don’t flush the toilet. Yet. 8. The utility company’s van. Right in front of the house. 9. The tow truck. Near the car. 10. The following day. It’s just the same thing all over again.